Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
We're not begging. We’re just saying you the reality.
dudes: Dude Fuck Me Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Small talk, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! click here It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Call the Police.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.